You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
Were you ever gonna reblog something, but then you scroll down and the comments are like “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS YOU’RE HEARTLESS, THIS WON’T MAKE YOUR BLOG UGLY, I’M UNFOLLOWING ANY OF MY FOWLERS WHO DON’T REBLOG THIS” and then you don’t reblog it cause damn shut the fuck up