Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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memo44800:

solegunner:

reshiham:

Why cuss when you can use this  fun image of snoop dogg? image

go
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yourself

This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time

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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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disvalue:

girls who like being choked during sex are neato

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Were you ever gonna reblog something, but then you scroll down and the comments are like “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS YOU’RE HEARTLESS, THIS WON’T MAKE YOUR BLOG UGLY, I’M UNFOLLOWING ANY OF MY FOWLERS WHO DON’T REBLOG THIS” and then you don’t reblog it cause damn shut the fuck up 

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